About Me
- Oracle31
- You see there are 2 of us. In my head. One 19 and one 51. We're Goddesses who rule over the cosmos, and you of course. One Personality- her name is Bhagwati. She's bossy, braggy, egotistical, cheeky, picky, workaholic with OCD. And as she's forced me to write, she's sharp, witty and pretty. Well gorgeous if I may say so. (Though she knows it.) And if I didn't say so she'd eat me alive. As she's not only a Goddess but worse, a lioness. 2nd personality-Bhairavi I'm the fat one. Ergo funny. I'm real bitchy too and narcissistic. I like to eat and tell ppl wat to do. I sting like a beeeeeeeeyatch. I'm also her sidekick and worship her royal behind. Both personalities: We're also couch potatoes, living a gypsy existence, and think no end of ourselves. Jealous? I know. We also have catfights. There's a lot of censored meowing. And scratch marks cured with homeopathic meds. But sometimes Simon Cowell lends us his Vycadin.